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Busty, Slag and Nob End

By Russell Ash

  • Paperback
  • £5.99

Extensively researched, riotously entertaining book documenting a whole world of utterly true, unusual, hilarious and ridiculous names of people, places and products

Building on the phenomenal success of POTTY, FARTWELL AND KNOB, this new collection of extraordinary but true names goes a step further...

In BUSTY, SLAG AND NOB END, Russell Ash has compiled real names from around the world that are really rude and are of places and products as well as people. The result of painstaking research, each name has been thoroughly checked and authenticated: you will marvel at the range of naughty nomenclature and hoot at the unwitting innuendo. From Harriet Nicewonger (born Derbyshire c.1876) and Connie Lingus (resident of Indiana, USA) to Dick Swinger (born Switzerland c.1842) and Blo Job (US immigrant from Slovakia, born c.1897); from Titty Ho in Northamptonshire to Dildo in Newfoundland; and from Cock Soup to Pee Cola - this compendium of sauciness is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Biographical Notes

Russell Ash is best known for his annual THE TOP 10 OF EVERYTHING and other popular reference works, but he is also the author of numerous humour titles. His extensive research work encompasses biographical studies and genealogy. www.RussellAsh.com

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780755318711
  • Publication date: 01 Nov 2017
  • Page count: 336
  • Imprint: Headline
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