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    • ISBN:9781472201317
    • Publication date:12 Sep 2013

Maid of the Mist

By Bateman

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Very black and very funny, MAID OF THE MIST is master storyteller Bateman at his very best.

Not a lot happens in Niagara Falls. It's a sleepy Canadian town full of honeymooners and tourists, and that's how Inspector Frank Corrigan likes it. He saw enough trouble as a cop in Northern Ireland. Now he's happy dealing with parking offences and the odd drunk, although since his wife left him and took their daughter, 'happy' may not be quite the word.


Then a reincarnated Native American princess by the name of Lelewala canoes over the Falls - and survives. Or so she says. And Frank falls in love. And finds himself confronting the greatest terrorist of the age at an international gathering of drug dealers.


And that's before the music starts...

Biographical Notes

Bateman was a journalist in Northern Ireland before becoming a full-time writer. His first novel, DIVORCING JACK, won the Betty Trask Prize, and all his novels have been critically acclaimed. He wrote the screenplays for the feature films DIVORCING JACK and WILD ABOUT HARRY and the popular TV series MURPHY`S LAW starring James Nesbitt. Bateman lives in Ireland with his family.

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  • ISBN: 9781472201324
  • Publication date: 09 May 2013
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'Riveting' — Mirror
Yet another thoroughly entertaining read, leaving many other British imitators streets behind — Time Out
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