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    • ISBN:9781472211354
    • Publication date:24 Oct 2013

Texts From Dog: The Dog Delusion

By October Jones

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The follow-up to the bestselling Texts From Dog

Dog is back - the Bark Knight has risen. Unfortunately for weary owner October Jones (but luckily for us), that means there is a brand new selection of the funniest, most bizarre texts from his insane canine companion. There is also the welcome return of Batdog and CatCat (half cat, half cat), and a new 'friend' in Benedict, the creepiest pug in the world.

Biographical Notes

Joe Butcher (October Jones) was born and raised in Birmingham, England. Ironically, he spent most of his childhood terrified of dogs.
Joe developed a keen interest in visual storytelling at school, and he attended the University of Wolverhampton where he came away with a shiny first class degree in animation.
Joe eventually landed a job at a small media company in Derby, where to this day he designs learning software for kids.
He has recently worked on animation projects for the BBC, as well as doing music videos for UK comedy band 'The Amateur Transplants'
Despite being almost 30 years old, Joe has wonderful Lego Star Wars collection and no girlfriend. These two facts are not connected. He currently lives in Stourbridge with his bulldog 'Cooper'.

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  • ISBN: 9781472211347
  • Publication date: 24 Oct 2013
  • Page count: 128
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