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We Need To Talk

By Chris Steed and Stephen Webb

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After Scarlett Moffatt and Steph & Dom, now there's a hilarious new book from the nation's favourite Gogglebox regulars.

Chris and Stephen off Gogglebox are known and loved by millions of viewers for their outrageous humour, filthy language and adorable sausage dogs.

But there's a lot more to them than that. The ex-partners have both had their fair share of ups and downs, and here in their joint memoir they carry us through their experiences on a wave of hilarious back-and-forth conversations and killer one-liners. From their childhoods:

(Stephen: "Going to allotment was something we'd look forward to. Especially when it got dark and we used to nick everyone's vegetables"

Chris: "We lived in this flint house on the edge of the cemetery, and not surprisingly it was really haunted.")

To finding fame on Gogglebox, nothing is off-limits.

Funny, frank and pretty ridiculous, this is the perfect book for any Gogglebox fan.

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  • ISBN: 9781472243874
  • Publication date: 06 Jul 2017
  • Page count: 304
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