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    • ISBN:9781472243737
    • Publication date:22 Feb 2018
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    • Publication date:20 Apr 2017

Dummy

The Comedy and Chaos of Real-Life Parenting

By Matt Coyne
Read by Matt Coyne

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A hilariously honest book on the mystery and madness of parenting
Biographical Notes

MATT COYNE is a 42-year-old graphic designer from Sheffield. In September 2015, Matt's life was turned upside-down by the arrival of his first child, Charlie. After three months of fatherhood, he logged on to Facebook and wrote about his experience of having to live with 'a furious, sleep-murdering, unstable and incontinent, breasts-obsessed midget lodger'. Within days, his post about surviving the first few months of parenthood became a viral sensation and was shared all over the world. He continues to
impart his parental triumphs and disasters on his blog, Man vs Baby.

Facebook: /manversusbaby
Twitter: @mattcoyney
www.man-vs-baby.co.uk

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  • ISBN: 9781472248923
  • Publication date: 20 Apr 2017
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