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Pugs and Prejudice (Classic Tails 1)

Beautifully illustrated classics, as told by the finest breeds!

By Jane Austen and Eliza Garrett

  • Hardback
  • £7.99

CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

We all have our favourite classic novels; books that have been beloved to us since childhood, whose wonderful stories and rich tapestry of characters are unsurpassed in modern literature. How, you may ask, could these marvellous works ever be improved upon?

Reader, ask no more...for we present

Pugs & Prejudice

Mrs Bennet has five unmarried daughters, living in a house that can only be inherited by a male heir. The Bennet litter must be married off soon - but to whom?

Adorable Mr Bingley seems like a perfect match for beautiful and sweetly tempered Jane Bennet; and perhaps his dashing but aloof companion Mr Darcy might be just right for her witty sister Elizabeth?

Or perhaps not...

This book has everything you adored about Jane Austen's classic novel - the wit, the warmth, the love story - with everything the original lacked - namely, a colourful cast of adorable pugs dressed head to paw in Georgian clothing.

Turns out Mr Darcy is even more lovable with a fuzzy muzzle.

What readers are saying about Pugs and Prejudice:

'A simply excellent adaptation of a classic'

'Really an amazing book. It's a perfect introductory tale for anyone who doesn't know Pride and Prejudice and even more enjoyable for those who do'

'Such a cute book - the perfect gift for the pug lovers in your life'

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781472249777
  • Publication date: 21 Sep 2017
  • Page count: 64
  • Imprint: Wildfire
Calling all animal lovers. The Classic Tails collection reworks old favourites with cats and canines as the protagonists. Pugs and Prejudice? We'll take it — Cosmopolitan UK
[A] cute, clever, quirky and beautifully illustrated collection of gift books — Lancashire Post
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