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The Picture of Dorian Greyhound (Classic Tails 4)

Beautifully illustrated classics, as told by the finest breeds!

By Oscar Wilde and Eliza Garrett

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CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

We all have our favourite classic tales; books that have been beloved to us since childhood, whose wonderful stories and rich tapestry of characters are unsurpassed in modern literature. How, you may ask, could these marvellous works ever be improved upon?

Reader, ask no more...for we present

The Picture of Dorian Greyhound

Dorian Greyhound is the best of his breed - well-tempered, beautiful and pure of heart. So Basil Basset, an artist, paints a portrait that reflects the very essence of Dorian's soul.
But soon Dorian befriends selfish hedonist Lord Henry Wooffon, and then the moral corruption of this sweet creature begins. On the outside, Dorian remains young and sleek - but as his naughtiness increases, the portrait starts to reveal the extent of his inner decay...

What readers are saying about The Picture of Dorian Greyhound:

'The whole book is hilarious. I need more of these Classic Tails editions in my life'

'Clever text, lovely illustrations'

'Fun references and amazing artwork. It's certainly made me want to read the original'

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  • ISBN: 9781472250292
  • Publication date: 21 Sep 2017
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  • Imprint: Wildfire
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