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Romeow and Juliet (Classic Tails 3)

Beautifully illustrated classics, as told by the finest breeds!

By William Shakespeare with Eliza Garrett

  • Hardback
  • £7.99

CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

CLASSIC TAILS - the greatest works of literature, as told by the finest breeds

We all have our favourite classic tales; books that have been beloved to us since childhood, whose wonderful stories and rich tapestry of characters are unsurpassed in modern literature. How, you may ask, could these marvellous works ever be improved upon?

Reader, ask no more...for we present

Romeow and Juliet

You've never read Shakespeare like this, till now: / The tragedy of Juliet, and her Romeow.

In fair Purrona, two furry families are at war. But when Romeow, the son of Montamew, sneaks into a Cattulet ball, he falls in love with beautiful Juliet - the daughter of his father's sworn enemy.

So begins the tale of two star-crossed kitties, who must defy this feline feud to try and live - but ultimately, tragically die - together...

What readers are saying about Romeow and Juliet:

'A light-hearted catty take on Romeo and Juliet - a great one to pick up for Christmas!'

'This is such a beautiful and wonderful book to own and perfect for anyone, no matter if you've read Shakespeare or not!'

'5 stars. Loving this - and the other books in the series'

Biographical Notes

The elusive Eliza Garrett CBE (Cat/Canine Book Enthusiast) is a self-styled 'voice for the hirsute voiceless' and the esteemed authoress of the Classic Tails book series. She lives on a grand English estate with a large number of furry creatures who are very astute critics and enormously supportive of her writerly endeavours.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781472250315
  • Publication date: 21 Sep 2017
  • Page count: 64
  • Imprint: Wildfire
[A] cute, clever, quirky and beautifully illustrated collection of gift books — Lancashire Post
Calling all animal lovers. The Classic Tails collection reworks old favourites with cats and canines as the protagonists. Pugs and Prejudice? We'll take it — Cosmopolitan UK
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