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Effortless humour and bucketloads of charm. It’s impossible not to be bowled over by the ending. Most definitely my favourite celebrity memoir in a long time. Brilliant. – The Sun

The **Sunday Times bestselling** memoir from the star of I’m a Celebrity and Extra Camp

As a 17-year-old virgin working . . . for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of Showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find ‘the one’ – and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first fifty people he’s definitely going to sleep with.

What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.

Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel’s trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK’s most exciting comedian.

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