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    • ISBN:9780755364022
    • Publication date:27 Sep 2012

Find Fenton!

By Stuart Cooper
Illustrated by Martin Berry

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A hilarious and beautifully illustrated book featuring the YouTube sensation, Fenton.

'Fenton... FENTON! Oh, Jesus Christ!'

Meet Fenton, the world's most famous dog. Not content with the deer-chasing rampage that propelled him into the limelight, the world's naughtiest Labrador is off on a whirlwind tour of destruction across London. Starting where it all began in Richmond Park, this hilarious book challenges you to find Fenton in a variety of famous locations, from the Royal Albert Hall to the House of Commons, from the Tate Modern to St Pancras Station. Wherever he goes, Fenton leaves a trail of chaos; wrecking a garden party at Buckingham Palace, pestering the players at Wimbledon and upstaging the celebrities at a Leicester Square film premiere. Keep a look out for his tracks and trails and see if you can collar Fenton before he escapes for good...

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  • ISBN: 9780755363995
  • Publication date: 27 Sep 2012
  • Page count: 48
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