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Frou-Frou Mallett
Extravaganza Tomkyns-Grafton
Maniac Keene
Reckless Baker

If there’s one thing guaranteed to make a child shrink into their seat during registration – it’s a stupid name. Unfortunately for kids across the world, parents keeping making crimes against nomenclature. Fortunately for us, Russell Ash keeps collecting them.

The perfect gift book for expectant parents, FROU-FROU, FRISBY & BRICK is a helpful guide to the sorts of names, or name combinations, to avoid at all costs.